I hear we’re made in God’s image

God must have a drug problem

God must masturbate to his creations masturbating to his creations masturbating online

God must resent authority, and in turn hates himself

God must think church is a waste of time

God is an artist-reverend-left-right-wing-ultra-Conservative-hippie-rapist

You think you have questions about existence?

Try having no beginning or end, and tell me you wouldn’t create a race of people exactly like yourself.

Or at least develop a God complex